hairpond

(Rob Taxpayer)

An introduction to The End of Reality As We Know It.

Preorder here.

Listen to an early private stream of the album through Patreon.

Well, hi.

My name’s Rob.

That’s me over there, sneaking a dog into a diner.

I write songs and books, teach GED classes, build rickety things, make little movies. That kind of stuff. Hairpond where I put that stuff. Have a look around if you’d like.

Thanks for stopping by.

ANXIETY CAT is one of the strangest things I’ve ever worked on. It’s a hodge-podge of genres and instrumentation, the culmination of 4 years of experimentation and hundreds of songs, all distilled into 8 tracks about reality-shifting events in recent human history. It incorporates propaganda from Gaddafi, Putin, and Trump, dissects United Nations Reports, repurposes devotional gospel songs, and inverts insurance advertisements, pinballing from post-punk to warped jazz to industrial bleep-bloops to piano-pop and classical string waltzes.

I’m really excited to share it with you.

The Song of the Week Club

A new original song every week.

As a member of the SOTWC, you can hear hundreds of unreleased songs, demos that have ended up on records by the Taxpayers, the Trusty Snakes, Anxiety Cat, and more. It’s super fun, and it helps me pay the bills. I couldn’t do most of this other stuff without the Song of the Week Club patrons.